When I heard John Kerry's now famous slap at the intellect of our troops now serving in combat, I thought that nobody in the Demoncrat Party could be that stupid. After discussing the remarks with some of my fellow Texans, I came to the realization that Kerry is a Republican Plant! Look at Kerry's history. After Kerry gave his "Winter Soldier" speech comparing our troops in Viet Nam to Genghis Kahn, Nixon won the next Presidential Election. After Kerry denounced our troops for " Terrorizing Iraqi women
and children in the middle of the night", George Bush won the next presidential Election. Since there is no presidential election this year Kerry is attempting to throw the House and Senate races towards the Republicans. While this fact was uncovered in a jalopeno and beer influenced dream it is still valid. It is now obvious that John Kerry was planted in this election cycle by Rove and his expenses were most likely paid for by Halliburton.
Please tell John that he is welcome in Texas and thank him for helping us keep the House and Senate.

BOB X, a Texan